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    July 23rd, 2007

    Acts of Necessity

    Acts of Necessity by Jedi Boadicea

    Summary: “Sometime later, he was standing in the blissfully empty shower room of the Hospital Wing with a black towel and a bottle of Mrs Skower’s Might As Well Scalp Yourself Heavy Duty Hair Wash, and hating circumstances that could make him feel like he was a student again in a dormitory bathroom. Truly, passionately hating them.” Snape washes his hair. Humour, 2,509 Words.

    Why You Should Care: Peeves floods the bathrooms of the faculty, and Snape showers in the Hospital Ward. It’s not long before Gilderoy Lockhart prances down to do the same. This is the funniest in-character Harry Potter fic I have ever read. Ever. Period. Snape is completely, utterly, 100% snarky canon and Lockhart is so very Gilderoy Lockhart. Obviously there can only be funny in this situation.

    Why You Might Not Care: There’s no slash — despite the obvious setup — sorry to disappoint. Other than that, there is absolutely no good reason not to read this fic. Not one. Even Snape haters will adore it.

    posted by afterthree

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